Nick Kaczmarek

Raccoons in a dumpster

I just learned that my dog has a belly button. Well, all dogs do, but mine does too.

Bit late, but I really don’t understand all the hate for the Apple TV 4 remote. The one with the square touch pad. I almost never accidentally click the touch pad or lose it or anything. I’m sure the new remote is better, but I still don’t understand how there is so much hate.

Never smell an infant's hand

I was discussing with my wife whether we should bathe our baby last night. I did a quick smell test and she smelled fine. My wife said that her hands are filthy and she’d need a bath. I said how filthy could they be, she can’t even grab anything. I was so wrong. I was so so so so wrong. But damn is …